Pimpdads - Quotes

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Tex Cervesa PDP
- "I paid my five bucks, I'm gonna see some lesbians!"
- "Ya know, if these were caveman days, I'd drag you back to my cave, mate with you, and make you cook me beef!"
  -To Trixie "How 'bout that ass" Dildodong
Herbie X
- "I gotta stop burning my neck and face!"
- "Why didn't you grab his balls?"
- "I wasn't trying to impress anyone! I was trying to cum!"
- "Ya know, maybe I should've cum on her roommate..."
The Reverand Bootsie Lovejoy
- "Celibacy?! I havin' enough trouble with monogamy!!"
- "She has that 'Don't cum in my hair' look"
- "The chances of me turning on General Hospital are about as good as me sucking a fat dick - IT AINT GONNA HAPPEN!"
- "Penicular Homicide"
- "Baa! Baa! Baa!"
- "...she looks better than ever. But she still has that 'Don't cum in my hair' look"
Iggy Moonshine
- "We are not waitstaff, we are food prostitutes"
- ""There's nothing wrong with KISS n' Bush in '97"
Drexyl Buttermilk
- "Hey James, nice dick!"
  -Directed to Iggy Moonshine
Chief Nutbusta
- "Get me beer. Get me drugs. Blah, blah, blah..."
- "Wow...I'm dumb...fuck."
- "How come these pants don't come with directions?"
- "Fuckin' pot, smokin' my brain!"
- Some dumb fuck to Chief Nutbusta- "What? Did you get morals all of a sudden?"
  Chief Nutbusta - "No! No! No! No! No! Nothing like that!"
- "I did not stick my dick in the Cheez Whiz!"
- "All my friends think I'm a stonehead potter!"
- "I used to care about this paper, but now I don't...fucking Peruvians."
- "Hey... I lay pipe."
- "I want someone to like me for who I am!"
- G-"Do you enjoying elbowing me in the tit?"
  C-"Why? Does it hurt?"
  G-"No."
  C-"Oh, OK. It's so squishy and shit. It's cool!" exchange by
  Some "my breasts are bigger than your SKULL" Girl
  and
  Chief "I lika da teets!" Nutbusta
Supafly Jones
- "I'll wrap your legs around my head and wear you like a feedbag!"
- "She kicked me in the head! That fucking lesbian bitch!"
Ziggy Funkpuppy
- Ziggy Funkpuppy has -no- quotes. ;)
Multi-Pimpdad Quotes
- "...it only takes five dollars to buy a vial of crack... please, help us stop crime... clean out your car."
  observed by
  Herbie "public servant" X
  and
  Chief "I lika da rock" Nutbusta
- C - "You're gonna die!"
  H - ""eeehhh...yeah, but, that's not very encouraging... I need encouragement!"
  exchange by
  Herbie "stoned off my ass" X
  and
  Chief "motivational speaker" Nutbusta
- H-"So, nothing happened?"
  C-"Not really."
  H-"Didja boink her?"
  C-"Nah."
  H-"Any pseudo-boinkage?" exchange by
  Chief "I really didn't get me some" Nutbusta
  Herbie "Really? I got me some" X
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