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1. We are united under the official seal of the Long Island Pimp Society (L.I.P.S. for short, yeah well we all know the importance of a set of lucious, full lips and...sorry, wrong essay). No other obligations will ever  in such high regard as this.

2. Thou shalt always treat other pimp bretheren with utmost respect and greet each other with the "palm-skinning of the Pimp" (the "gimme some skin" handshake style) and a gangsta-like, "Whasup my Nigga?"

3. Thou shalt never hit a bitch with a forhand slap. Only the sacred Backhand will be used for keepin' ho's is line.

4. Thou must never punch a ho in da face. (think about it, if the merchandise was all busted up like, would you buy it?)

5. Thou must always treat his/her ho's well, unless disrespected (holdin' out on cash, not bein' on da point at the proper time coordinates.

6. Thou must never let personal gain interfere with his/her commitment to being the best of all possible potential pimps.

7. Thou must have the highest commitment to L.I.P.S. Acts of tratiorship will be judged by the supreme governing body of pimps and repercussions maybe revocation of the person's pimp mobile, uses of the pimp dictionary, as well as his/her ho's being taken over by the council of bitchbeaters (a subset division of L.I.P.S. inc.)

8. thou must always remember the oath that their have taken as well as the anthem, which follows as:
            "My Bitch Better Have My Money,
              My Bitch Better Have My cash,
              Cuz If I Find Her Scammin' Dough From Me
              I'm Gonna Beat That Ass."

9. Thou shalt keep sacred the Pimpday (The official birthday of the Long Island Pimp society, I'm not sure when it exactly is.)

10. Thou shalt never let a bitch outta her commitment to providing the best pieces of ass for the ny/long island community.

"In the bond of beatin' bitches, we are one"
                        -The Reverend Bootsie Lovejoy