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The Art of Dropping the Elbow
   Now one would think that dropping the elbow is a simple and easy task, but in reality it requires a bit of skill and timing.

1. You must have a worthy victim, remember only certian people deserve an elbow drop. That person must either be lying down unable to move, or standing and just not expecting it.

2. "The he's flat on his back elbow drop" - First you must position yourself perpendicular to the person, as they lay in a daze, lift the elbow closest to the person, and lightly tap your elbow quickly about twice. Now for the delivery - leap with your legs out and with your elbow stategically positioned over a sensitive area of the body, on the way down shout "SUSAN". With any luck they won't expect this and you'll have completed the "Drop" . If they did expect it, then you are now lying on the ground in which case you just set yourself up for an "elbow drop"

3."The standing I think I'm Dusty Roades Bionic Elbow" - Position yourself in front of the poor shmuck, and wait till he is slightly distracted. Rotate your hands around each themselves, looking like a retarted speed bag punch, then raise, your elbow and send it crashing down on top of the poor shmuck's head.(remember to Shout "SUSAN") If you miss expect a retaliation (possibly a follow up elbow, or a knuckle sandwich)

4. RULES FOR THE "ELBOW" DROP

   a.Always shout "SUSAN"
   b.Only drop the elbow on another Pimp if it is all in good fun
   c.If the elbow drop is your style you must pay hommage to the man who made it what it is (Props to Macho Man Randy Savage)
   d.Props are given to anyone who can sucessfully connect with a "Macho Man " style off the "Top rope" elbow.


        -Ignatious P. Moonshine
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